Joke of the day

Do you speak English ?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
...- Three to fi...ve times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn´t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...