Joke of the day

Do you speak English ?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
...- Three to fi...ve times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn´t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...

Lindsay Lohan: Abused by Sam Ronson?

It’s no secret that they had quite the tumultuous relationship, and now rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan suffered abuse at the hands of ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

According to a report, the “Mean Girls” actress secretly told a pal about the domestic violence in the relationship, accompanied by physical proof.

An inside source explained, “One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

True to form, an inebriated LiLo threw a drink in Sam’s face while out at a Los Angeles club last week.